I corrupted Tipler for 9,306m in #8BitWaterslide. I’m such a nice individual!
The next person using the word “mansplaining” with me is going to get headbutted.
No matter your gender, sexuality, colour or creed.
RT @WNRnWLG: Ooooo what’s this?@BenAdamsComic @GlenLenSherman something in the ol pipeline? https://t.co/pTXMZjcmOD
I’m so broke that if you put my wallet to your ear, you can hear Greece.
I hope this guy dies hungry! https://t.co/YBdfaKtk4R
RT @WeRFunnyProject: Tonight at @FarrsSchoolOfD: awesome headliner @AngusDunican, lovely open mic acts & resident MC the wonderful @MartiniComedian. #LiveComedy
Tennis umpires are so healthy,
cause they always call for Juice!